Celebrating the 11th anniversary of the Town & Mouth Report! We designed the T&M back in 2012, sort of out a quest to create the type of mic we'd find at thrift stores - kinda cheap, kinda tinny sounding, and totally crudtastic; up for the task of creating garbled vocals, lowly growls, and able to tolerate ample spit. Best of all, not BREAK on ya, nor break the bank. And so, here it is, for the first time on Bandcamp, priced the same as it was a decade ago, and ready to rip.

The Town & Mouth Report is a plug and play microphone consisting of a quarter inch jack, lofi microphone component, and a protective silicone coating. It sounds great thru FX pedals, plugged directly into a guitar amp, or incorporated into a modular environment. Check out the following link for a demo featuring our very own Test Department Lad.

youtu.be/JnWW0ne1mKU?si=ThOse4FCsFfzS05_

We are unable to ship the T&M Report internationally at this time. However, for a few bucks more, we can send it to far away lands via our Etsy shop.

www.etsy.com/shop/CrankSturgeon

As a special treat, purchase of the Town & Mouth Report comes with a free download of our album, Sciatica, which celebrates its 10th anniversary this month.

Includes unlimited streaming of Sciatica via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.