Introducing the Plug Ugly Contact Microphone. Like its previous iterations over the years, the Plug Ugly is a transducer designed to withstand the misuse of our noise brethren, from foley artists to that nude dude rolling around with the busted amplified folding chair. Constructed with our go-to 35mm piezo & a quarter inch jack, the Plug Ugly is housed in a cake of silicone which is wrapped in a tidy coat of heat shrink. The Plug Ugly accepts any length standard guitar cable, making it an ideal plug and play device; maneuvering guitar pedals with ease and offering up plenty of headroom without sounding tinny. Did we mention that it's even been dragged behind a Toyota or two?

This is sale is only available during Bandcamp Friday. Unfortunately, we're unable to offer this deal to our comrades beyond 'murka.


We do have a buncha videos starring the Plug Ugly. Check 'em out:

Mowing
youtu.be/G2daJrZy8d4?si=LEesml6zeRFOwSgL

Raking
youtu.be/gV1VmCnaJHA?si=ORKepRU_KbNuD6sQ

Walking
youtu.be/ATkvaYITfMs?si=A1eaKf0iiNzVcrck

Sledding
youtu.be/NfknAdrKAGY?si=BDlEFLzpG8qlmwpu

Includes unlimited streaming of Preparation Anxiety (round object enclosed) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.