Shipping and return policies for Crank Sturgeon

Shipping Info

This here physical object ships within a week or so upon receiving payment. Objects are mailed out via USPS. Due to the impacts of COVID-19, surly postal carriers, and other unmentionables, customers may experience considerable delays in shipping time...

Return Policy

If, for whatever reason, this here physical object is not to your liking, I will happily replace or refund for the full amount.