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Fleecing Thesis

by Crank Sturgeon

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sidelong 00:25
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Liglupoft 01:01
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Stewpst 02:30
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Addleladel 02:27
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Wiggleroam 05:07
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YdonEWE 04:45
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firth rmcks 06:49

about

A bugle prank left us with little nuance except shoving twigs in our mouths while attempting embouchure. The following, albeit resolute in its chalky grit, is a solemn dawdle, replete with old ears and sow's purses, bawdy and awkward tomes, cajoled by cankers as they molt into bicarbonate twizzlers, and even that carefree schlock, you know the type, from old adages, like, you did that shit already, and we're all like, practically in a fugue state by that point. Or maybe it's all just fine, fine fine fine, like being neighbors with other disassociated states. Clearly the methodology has gone (or still goes?) for broke, oft resorting to, yeah well, mumbling spiels about character-building contests, adopting & electrifying inanimate objects as pets, and thereafter, possible intervention from the authorities when caught sneaking toilet seats into national parks for tourist winks and pratfalls.

Well, anyway. Cheerful transgressions aside, Fleecing Thesis contains a cumulative roll of said-inanimate objects (adopted or not) dating from surly ancient 2o16, through the muckling prepandemic habits of stealing hotel bibles, to the everlasting huzz & blurts from 2o22.

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released October 3, 2022

And of course, huge, huggable, unbundleable thanks to Claude Aldous & the services of Aldous Estate Mastering for steadying the levels on this heap! Our gratitude to his tenacity and patience in making seemingly disparate legos fit like warm cheese in a brine of squeaky door hinges & malt.

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